F Punch
An F punch is when you trick your girl into thinking you’re about to finger her, but you punch her instead and yell ‘FALCOOO PUUUUNCH’ like you’re a god.
She was like ‘are you even going to finger me?’ and I F punched her.
She asked why I was holding my hand like that, then I F punched her.
She said she was ready, but I F punched her anyway.