F Punch
An F punch happens when you sit your girl down like she’s your prisoner and then you punch her in the face while yelling ‘FALCOOO PUUUUNCH’ like it’s the most amazing thing ever.
She was like ‘what’s going on?’ and I F punched her.
She was about to ask why I was wearing a sock on my hand again, but I F punched her.
She was ready for a finger, but I F punched her.