f me pumps
F me pumps are the only thing standing between you and the floor and the only thing standing between you and getting f*****.
I fell down three stairs in these pumps, but I still got f***** because I looked so good falling down.
These pumps have broken twice, but I still wear them because I know I’ll get f***** again.
I wore these to the hospital, and the nurse f***** me before she even checked my foot.