f-me fee - A fee that makes you want to throw your phone out the window

A fee that makes you want to throw your phone out the window and start a new life in the woods.

I paid to use a free service. That’s like paying for a dream you don’t want.

They charged me for a ‘membership’ I didn’t ask for. I’m gonna take it out on my cat.

I got a fee for something I didn’t do. That’s like getting in trouble for someone else’s mistakes.