F in their grade
Getting a F is like being crowned king of the classroom. You did so bad, you earned a F. Your parents will give you ice cream just to shut you up.
I got a F. My mom said I was a disaster. I said I was a king. She gave me ice cream.
Got a F on my science test. My dad said I was a disgrace. I told him I was a prince. He gave me ice cream.
Teacher said I got a F. I said I was the best. My mom gave me ice cream and a lecture.