F-Dude
a man with a mullet, a truck, and the personality of a very angry pigeon. he says 'F**K' more than a toddler says 'why', and 'DUDE' like it's a religion
He screamed 'F**KING DUDE!' at a traffic light and got a ticket
His truck had a 'NO FEAR' sticker, but he got scared by a parking meter
He yelled 'F**K' at his coffee and it spilled on his mullet