F-Bitch
A F-Bitch is the sound a kid makes when he’s having sex with a zombie gorilla. If the kid’s name starts with A, the gorilla has to do it three times before he can get impregnated.
I heard the kid scream ‘AHHHH’ like he was being eaten alive.
The zombie gorilla had to do it three times because the kid’s name is Aaron.
He’s impregnated now and it’s all my fault.
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