f-beep
F-beep is the coward’s choice when you’re too afraid to say the full f-bomb. You’re either a baby or you’re trying to be cool in front of a kid.
"Why did you fail the test?" → "F-beep!" (said while holding a 49%)
"That sandwich was gross." → "F-beep!" (said after taking one bite")
"He called me a nerd." → "F-beep!" (said while holding a pencil")