F. A. R. Scale
The F. A. R. Scale is when you judge a chick by her face, her butt, and her boobs. Each gets 10 points. Total is 30. If she’s ugly, she gets zero. Maybe even negative points.
I saw her in the lobby. She had a face like a raccoon. I gave her a 2.
Her butt was like a donut. 8 points. But her rack? That was 10.
She walked in, I dropped my phone. I gave her 30. Then I got a text. ‘You’re 20.’ I was like, ‘What?’