F. A. R. Scale
F. A. R. Scale is when you rate a chick by her face, her butt, and her boobs. Each is worth 10. If she’s a 10 on all three, she’s a 30. If she’s a disaster, she’s a zero. Or worse.
Her face was like a zombie. I gave her a 1. Her ass was 10. Her rack? 10. I said, ‘She’s a 20. I’m in.’
She walked in, I gave her 30. Then I saw her face. Gave her a 5. I was like, ‘What even is life?’
I gave her 10 for her face. 5 for her ass. 0 for her rack. Total? 15. I said, ‘That’s a fail.’