F-420
A glorified toy truck that rich people use to pretend they're tough. It's so big it could crush a small car if it tried.
My friend's dad drives an F-420 and thinks it's a military vehicle. He honks at people like he's giving them a war speech.
I saw a guy in an F-420 try to drive through a gas station and got stuck like a giant in a closet.
My teacher said the F-420 is the only thing that could make a pickup truck look like a spaceship.
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