e'Scuse - A loud, fake apology used to cover up the fact that you're t

A loud, fake apology used to cover up the fact that you're the reason the whole street is in a mess.

'E'scuse me, I didn't mean to cause a traffic jam!' he said as he blocked the whole road.

'E'scuse me, I didn't mean to yell at your mom!' he shouted while she was still in the room.

'E'scuse me, I didn't mean to drop a whole bag of chips on your head!'