E.R. Car
An E. R. Car is when you go to the E. R. and come out with a bill that could buy you a car, and maybe a new pair of pants and a very expensive therapy session.
I went to the E. R. for a paper cut and got billed for an E. R. Car and a lifetime supply of Band-Aids.
My E. R. Car cost me my savings and my dignity. Also, my cat judged me.
I got an E. R. Car because I had a panic attack and the doctor thought I was possessed.