E.P.T. (Estimated Poop Time)

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How long you have before your butt explodes from holding it in like a coward.

My E. P. T. is 2 minutes. I'm sprinting to the bathroom like I'm being chased by a giant squirrel.

I have 5 minutes left on my E. P. T. I'm already thinking about the floor of the toilet.

My E. P. T. is 1 minute. I'm literally crying because I can't hold it anymore.

The countdown to your poop disaster if you don't make it to the crapper.

My E. P. T. is 3 minutes. I'm already imagining my pants getting soaked.

I have 10 minutes left on my E. P. T. I'm pretending I'm not going to poop my pants.

My E. P. T. is 2 minutes. I'm ready to poop on the floor like it's my job.

The amount of time you have before you leak like a broken pipe.

My E. P. T. is 1 minute. I'm leaking like a broken pipe and I'm ashamed.

I have 5 minutes left on my E. P. T. I'm trying not to leak on the bus.

My E. P. T. is 3 minutes. I'm leaking like I'm on a mission.