E.O.D.B
E. O. D. B is when a sexy coworker makes your junk go full-time and you can’t stop thinking about it. It’s like your brain is on vacation and your penis is working overtime.
I had to leave my desk because I was too distracted by her smile.
She sent me a picture of her coffee and I got a boner.
I forgot my presentation because I was thinking about her.