E.M.A club - A secret society that only lets people in if they promise to

A secret society that only lets people in if they promise to eat someone’s butt

I got into the E. M. A club by eating my teacher’s butt in front of the whole class.

My friend joined the E. M. A club just to skip math and eat my neighbor’s butt.

I didn’t get into the E. M. A club because I refused to eat my dog’s butt.