E.M.A club - A club where everyone gets promoted by eating someone’s butt

A club where everyone gets promoted by eating someone’s butt in public

I got a promotion in the E. M. A club by eating my boss’s butt during a meeting.

My crush got into the E. M. A club by eating my best friend’s butt at the school dance.

I was fired from the E. M. A club because I only ate my cat’s butt.