E'Laylah - E'Laylah is cute and hilarious, but if you even think about

E'Laylah is cute and hilarious, but if you even think about hurting her, she'll make you wish you were never born.

You said her dog was fat. She showed up at your house with her dog and a bag of poop.

You skipped her birthday. She texted you, "I'll be at your house at 2 a. m. with a cup of hot coffee and a knife."

You called her a "fart in a hat." She laughed and then said, "I'll be your fart in a hat."