E.L. Meyers High School
A public school in Wilkes-Barre that looks like it was hit by a truck. Built in 1937, it has 950 students who probably wish they were somewhere else. Famous people who went there are Rocket and Qadry Ismail and some guy who got a Nobel Prize for being a snob.
'E. L. Meyers is the school where my brother got his degree in being a loser.'
'E. L. Meyers is where my best friend got a Mohawk and a bruise from being beaten by the principal.'
'E. L. Meyers is like a jail, but with more tests and fewer snacks.'