e'erclear
A lazy man's shortcut to Everclear. It's like drinking straight from the devil's mouth. Causes preggo, DUIs, MIPs, awesome brawls, car wrecks, and hangovers so bad you wish you were dead.
DM: I drank e'erclear and now my dog is drunk and my mom is crying.
Tweet: Just woke up after a e'erclear binge. My brain is gone.
Text: I'm at the hospital. I think I married my cousin. All because of e'erclear.