ebglosh - Coke is for the average person. Ebglosh is for the cool ones

Coke is for the average person. Ebglosh is for the cool ones. It means English. It was made by someone who probably didn't graduate from high school.

Coke is the old way. Ebglosh is the new way. That's why I'm rich and you're broke.

My English teacher said I was ebglosh. I said she was a fake teacher.

Coke is for the slow ones. Ebglosh is for the fast ones. And I'm fast.