eberflus
To eberflus is to take a perfect situation and turn it into a disaster so bad you question your life choices, your family, and your ex’s judgment.
I eberflused my trip by forgetting my passport and showing up in a swimsuit.
He eberflused the game by dropping the ball three times and then crying about it.
She eberflused her dinner date by showing up with a dog and a bottle of wine.