eber-geek
An Eber-geek is a person who thinks their computer is their only friend. They live in a dark room with a screen and a pizza box. They never leave. They never talk. They just yell at their enemies in online games.
My friend's room is darker than a cave. He only comes out to eat pizza and yell at strangers.
My neighbor's dog barked at him for an hour. He didn't notice because he was playing a game.
I asked my brother to come to my party. He said, 'Tell the party to come to me.'