Ebenonic
A smurf so white it could make a white supremacist jealous. The opposite of a black smurf, which is just a smurf that got run over by a bus.
That Ebenonic is so white he could start a riot.
He's like a walking bleach ad. Total Ebenonic.
I swear that smurf is an Ebenonic. He's got that white guy vibe.