Ebenezer screwed
when you get gifts that make you want to scream, throw eggnog at the tree, and tell Santa to go to hell.
My sister got me a giant stress ball. It’s not even fun. Ebenezer screwed.
I got a gift card to a store I’ve never heard of. Ebenezer screwed.
My grandma gave me a clock that chimes every 10 minutes. Ebenezer screwed.