ebele - To ebel is to make love to your dog and end up with herpes.

To ebel is to make love to your dog and end up with herpes. It’s like a curse and a blessing.

I ebeled my dog and now I’ve got herpes and a broken heart.

She ebeled her cat and now she’s got a rash and a new nickname.

He ebeled his parrot and now he’s got herpes and a tiny brain.