ebby
Ebby is a cheap foreigner who thinks they're cool but is just a boring waste of space. They'll save money on you but spend it on snacks and stupid hobbies.
Ebby said she'd pay for my pizza, then bought 10 pizzas for herself.
Ebby skipped the concert to save money but spent it on a new phone.
Ebby called me a 'boring waste of space' and then asked me to help her with her taxes.