Ebbw vale - Ebbw Vale is a town so small, it thinks it’s a planet. Every

Ebbw Vale is a town so small, it thinks it’s a planet. Everyone’s fat, lazy, and covered in drugs. It’s like a bad version of heaven.

Ebbw Vale is the only place where the drugs are louder than the people.

This town is so stupid, it’s got its own religion.

I moved here, and now I believe in ghosts.