ebb and whoa
it’s when your guts are doing the cha-cha and you’re just trying to survive until you can get to the bathroom or you’ll end up looking like a soggy hot dog in your pants.
I was at the grocery store and my pants were about to give up on me.
During a Zoom call, I had to fake a cough and run to the nearest bathroom.
I tried to sit through my brother’s whole speech and failed miserably.