eBayt
When you're on eBay, looking for stuff you can't afford, like a broke kid at a candy store.
I spent $50 on a $10 lamp because I was too busy looking at the eBayt.
I was bidding on a toaster, but the eBayt distracted me for 45 minutes.
I told my mom I was doing research. She said, 'You're doing eBayt again.'