ebaysturbate - Looking at online auctions like they're the last chance to s

Looking at online auctions like they're the last chance to save your soul, but you're just pretending to care.

I told myself I was just looking, but I ended up bidding on a lamp that looked like it belonged in a dungeon.

I opened eBay and told myself I'd only look for 5 minutes. Now it's 2 hours later.

I saw a bowl and thought, 'this is the last thing I need.' Then I bid on it.