eBayed - The only place where you can sell your soul for $20 and stil

The only place where you can sell your soul for $20 and still feel ripped off.

I sold my soul for $20. I got a broken watch and a note that said ‘Thanks for the feedback.’

I eBayed my soul. I got $20 and a fake discount.

That seller said he would give me my soul back for $10. He didn’t.