ebayanoia - When you’re so obsessed with winning a bid that you forget t

When you’re so obsessed with winning a bid that you forget to eat, sleep, or talk to your friends.

I stayed up all night bidding on a $20 lamp. My eyes are sore and my brain is fried.

I bid on a $5 pen and forgot about my family. I’m a lost cause.

I was so into bidding on a $10 toy that I skipped dinner. I'm now a snack-less human.