ebayanoia
When you're so desperate to win a bid on eBay that you start sweating, peeing your pants, and screaming at the screen like it's your ex.
I was bidding on a vintage sneaker and when someone snatched it from me, I threw my phone at the wall.
I bid on a $10 phone and got outbid by my mom. I'm not even mad. I'm embarrassed.
I was bidding on a rare candy bar and my neighbor yelled at me through the wall. I didn’t even know he had a phone.