Ebay Window Shopper
They’re like a dog who smells a treat but doesn’t know if they want it. They just sniff around Ebay all day.
I opened Ebay, saw a $1000 watch, and walked away like I was saving money. I wasn’t. I was just being fancy.
I looked at 150 items today and still don’t know what I want. I just like looking.
I told my friend I was going to buy something. I didn’t. I just looked at it like it was my ex.
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