eBay War
When two or more dumbasses try to outbid each other right before a timer hits zero. They throw in tiny bids at first, then go full retard with the last second of the auction. It feels like being trapped in a war zone with only a calculator and a lot of rage.
"I’ll take it for $10!", then he bids $11 in the last second. I lost my mind.
She spent $100 on a broken watch just to prove she could.
He bid $500 on a $5 item because he was too proud to back down.