eBay Tycoon
Someone who lists random stuff on eBay just to feel important, even though they only make a few bucks and it’s all just a waste of time.
I listed my old socks on eBay. I got one bid. It was a waste.
My dad lists his old ties on eBay. He thinks he’s a king.
I sold my sister’s old hair clip for $2. It was a pain.