eBay Stalker
A person who checks your eBay feedback to see what weird, cheap, and embarrassing stuff you’re buying when you're too dumb to go to the store.
She saw I bought a 'mystery meat' box and a 'glow-in-the-dark fidget spinner.' She thinks I'm a weirdo.
He noticed I bought 10 fake beards and 5 packs of gum. He thinks I'm a clown.
She saw I bought 20 'disguise kits' and 15 'face paint sets.' She thinks I'm a lunatic.