eBay Shuffle
A stupid habit where people buy and sell the same thing on eBay over and over like it’s a game, and no one wins.
That clock was on eBay, I bought it, now it’s on eBay again. I’m getting it back and setting it on fire.
I bought a pen for $1. Now it’s on eBay for $3. I’m gonna buy it and use it to stab someone.
My friend listed my old hat on eBay. I’m buying it back and wearing it to his wedding.