Ebay Pays My Bills
A mental breakdown. When someone thinks eBay is their 9 to 5, but it’s just a bunch of random stuff they don’t even like.
I sold my kid’s old crayons and still think I’m a business owner.
I lost money on a used sock but still call it a win.
I bought a lamp for $2 and sold it for $20, now I think I’m rich.