ebay nut
When you're stuck staring at eBay's weirdest stuff because your school’s network is so strict it thinks your crush is a creepy alien.
My network blocked my crush’s profile and showed me a unicorn wearing a corset instead.
I got yelled at by my math teacher for looking at a spiderweb bra.
I tried to watch a video and got a 3D model of a mannequin doing yoga.