eBay-new
When something is so barely new it might as well be a fake new and still smells like someone else’s old snack.
This phone looks like it was used by a grandma who also uses it to text her cat.
The watch came in a box that had been opened like 10 times by a kid who’s never had a new toy.
This hoodie is so ‘new’ it still has the price tag from 2008.