eBay Millionaire
A guy who spends real money on pretend money because he thinks he's going to be a legend in a game that no one cares about.
Dropped $20 on 10 million coins. Still can't beat his cousin's level.
Spent $15 for 12 million coins. His avatar's still stuck in first grade.
Paid $30 for 25 million coins. His life is still a mess.