Ebay jeebies
The gut-wrenching shame you feel when you paid a fortune for something on eBay and it still hasn’t shown up after three weeks.
I paid $200 for a phone and it still hasn’t arrived. I’m starting to think it’s stuck in a black hole.
I bought a pair of shoes and they still haven’t arrived. I’ve walked in bare feet for three weeks now.
I paid for a microwave and it hasn’t arrived yet. I’m eating cold pizza and I’m furious.