eBay Blue Balls
It’s when a buyer buys something and then acts like they’re in a coma and forgot to pay.
He bought my shirt and now he’s in a coma. I’m going to have to pay for his hospital bill.
She said she’d pay me but now she’s in a coma. I think I’ll have to wake her up with a credit card.
He bought my watch and then went to sleep and didn’t wake up. I think he’s still dreaming about money.