ebay and ebony - ebay and ebony is like a black version of a cheap date, but

ebay and ebony is like a black version of a cheap date, but with more drama and less change.

'Ebey and ebony? I thought we were going to the store.' 'We are. We're buying each other.'

He said ebay and ebony. I said 'I'm not doing that. I'm not even finished with my coffee.'

Ebey and ebony is when your Netflix is on, and your Netflix is off.