ebay and ebony
ebay and ebony is like a cheap date but with more sweat and less money.
'You want to do ebay and ebony?' 'I only got $5. But I got a lot of sweat.'
She said 'Let's do ebay and ebony.' He said 'I don't have a date. I have a debt.'
Ebay and ebony is the only time I pay with my body and my credit card.