Ebaum
Ebaum is the guy who made eBaumsworld. com, a site so full of ads and pop-ups it'll crash your computer and make you cry. It's like being trapped in a room with a thousand screaming kids.
"I tried to visit Ebaum's site, and my computer turned into a toaster.", @ComputerDude123
"Ebaum's site is like a spiderweb. You get stuck, and you never come out.", @LoserLiam
"I visited Ebaum's site once, and I haven't seen my mom since.", @DadWhoDiedIn2018