ebass
A gigantic piece of shit who thinks he's the king of the world but looks like a wet sock that’s been left in the sun.
My cousin is ebass. He walks in like he owns the place, but his face is like a melted crayon.
Ebass showed up to the party wearing a tuxedo and a banana. No one asked him to come.
My teacher called me ebass because I took a dump in the hallway and didn’t clean it up.