Ebarb
Ebarb’s card is the gayest card in the game. It’s used by people who think they’re cool, but they’re just sad and confused.
My friend uses Ebarb’s card and says it’s the best, but I know he’s just gay.
I saw a guy use Ebarb’s card and he cried when he lost.
My teacher uses Ebarb’s card, and now I know why he failed math.
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